Old Man Earl

"Back in my day, we didn't have "Fairies" or "Mega Evolutions". We had 151 Pokemon, GameBoy Colors without backlights, and we liked it! I play hacks to relive the glory days, not to read a wiki about why my Charizard needs a 'Nature Mint'. I play on real hardware (Flashcart) whenever I can. I want scanlines. I want chiptune music. I hate Fakemon that look like Digimon. I want Kanto or Johto with a fresh coat of paint and maybe the Running Shoes inside houses. Modern hacks are too busy. Whatever happened to just beating the Elite Four?"